Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Karl's Bachelor Party

As many of you know, Karl Ribas is getting married in a couple weeks. Congratulations to him and his lovely new bride. I heard through the "Twitter" vine that Karl recently had his bachelor party. That's nice. But why wasn't I invited?? I'll tell you why, Karl kept this day quiet because he knew he would be in for it. Let me explain....

Karl likes to play the occasional joke. Well, we all like the occasional joke. Take the following pictures:

For my birthday one year, my office was neatly packaged:


My iconic bobbing head doll was modified and outed my drag days:


My Therapy Buddy committed suicide:


And the list goes on. And on. And on.

With Karl being one of the masterminds behind all my troubles, My wife and I were looking forward to his bachelor party. We were looking forward to seeing Karl enjoy one of his last weekends of singlehood. We wouldn't be mean about it, oh no. We wouldn't have let him get arrested for peeing in public or anything juvenile like that. We had better things in mind: Like having him wake up in another state. And if we could swing it, fly him to that different state.

I have even heard rumors of local dancing establishments that put on quite a show for bachelors soon to loose there single title.

Was Karl scared to let us know he was having his bachelor party? From the pictures he's posted on Twitter, I'd say he didn't sit around the house with his friends playing Go Fish!

I say he was scared that he would be led around stage with a dog collar while dancing girls sat on his back. He was scared that another establishment would whip him with a steel studded belt and write good luck messages about him in places he couldn't reach with a sharpie. I say he was scared that he would have such a good time that he would forget what happened until the pictures were posted on this very blog! Ah ha! That's it! He knew Carrie and I would be there with cameras in hand waiting for the perfect picture that would immortalize him forever. Does such a picture exist?

Well, Karl. Let me tell you something. You don't cheat Carrie and I out of potential well thought out plans. You ain't married yet!

18 days my friend.

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Thursday, March 05, 2009

New Coupon Code Features

Yahoo! released new features with there coupon codes that give you greater flexibility when extending coupon offers to your customers.

You will now be able to:

  • Create single use coupon codes
  • Easily exclude products from offers
  • Sort and filter your coupon data to provide greater insight into the performance of your promotions
You will be able to create two types of coupons in Coupon Manager: standard (the coupons you've always had), and new single-use coupons, which are created in series. Single-use coupons can be redeemed one time only, giving you the freedom to create offers tailored for specific customers without the worry of coupons being shared.

The following are some promotional ideas for you to consider:
  • Include a printed single-use coupon offer in outgoing shipments
  • Have multiple stores? Cross-Sell coupon offers in outgoing shipments
  • Offer single-use coupons via Live Chat agents where abandonment may be likely
  • Offer single-use coupons as incentives to increase customer satisfaction
  • Merge single-use coupon codes into email marketing campaigns
All Web Promotion already has the email capabilities to merge these single use coupon codes, one per email. Contact us for details!

Whether you're creating a single-use or standard coupon, you can now choose to exclude specific store items from your offer. Previously, you could choose which individual items to include in a coupon offer, or to include all store items. Being able to exclude items makes coupon creation a faster and easier process. This can be especially helpful if you carry a large number of products and wish to exclude only one or a few from a special promotion.

Enhancements to Coupon Manager give you new ways to sort and filter your coupon data. Coupons can now be sorted by number of orders, revenue, coupon code, type, expiration date, and conversion rate. New coupon filters also allow you to apply coupon status and time-period filters, and to download filtered coupon lists. You can even sort by offer conversion rate to quickly identify top performing offers and further build on that success.

No changes are required on your part to use these great new Coupon Manager features. Simply click the "Coupon Manager" link in the "Promote" section of Store Manager to get started.

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