Michael Roebuck's Blog

A while back I had written about the company that was buying my name as well as other employees on Google Adwords. It seems as if they realized what they were doing and have now stopped. My rantings went into a little about how you could manipulate the keyword suggestion tools and how other companies were optimizing web sites for bogus keywords. My good friend and co-worker, Karl Ribas had commented that his personal favorite was when we manipulated the keyword suggestion tool to show results for the key phrase, "Michael Roebuck Bobbing Head Doll." Because of this, people were optimizing pages for that phrase.

Well, it's now probably at least 2 years later and a few optimized pages still exist for the keyphrase, "Michael Roebuck Bobbing Head Doll."

Maybe I was wrong in thinking that I had inflated the keywords. Perhaps people are actually trying to buy a Michael Roebuck Bobbing Head Doll!

Well, wait no longer! A Michael Roebuck bobbing head doll now exists! These precious collectables are not available in stores and can not be ordered online yet. Orders are being taken and will be available soon!

These collectables are sure to only go up in value and make a great gift and conversation piece. Notice the fine detail and exquisite hand painted likeness of the one and only Michael Roebuck.

Get on the waiting list now and be sure you are one the first to have your very own Michael Roebuck Bobbing Head Doll!

Later today....

After I had posted this blog, I received numerous alerts and notices that the Ninja Death Squad already had a collection of Michael Roebuck Bobbing Head Dolls. Apparently, because they were so rare, they didn't publically display their collection until now. You may view the collection by visiting this link: Bobble Head Mania.

If you'd rather stay away from those bad people (I don't blame you) and not visit their web site of doom, I have stolen their photographs and posted them below:

Leave it to the Ninja Death Squad to pull this off. Hmmm..... Whatever shall I do to retaliate? Perhaps this was payback for my joke.